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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

15.06.2025 00:59

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”